I was pretending to be a policeman one day when I was 4 or 5, so I went into the bathroom and started eating toothpaste. That's what policemen do, isn't it?
A childhood belief about police

others believed things like this
- i thought if you dialed 666 you got upside down policemen.— rufus
- Pizza deliverymen men are aloud to run red lights such as policemen do.— Ben
- For some reason I used to believe humans were made out of toothpaste— lu
- I used to believe if I am naughty, a policeman would come get me and throw me to jail!— Melody
- if you eat toothpaste straight from the tube, you will get worms— wormelow
- I used to believe eating fish enables me to live underwater and eating veggy makes me prettier!— Melody