My dad was in the army and I heard them marching and shouting as they went "Left! Left! Left! Right! Left!" I wanted to emulate him but I though you had to take three steps with your left and one giant step with your right leg. I thought being in the army would be soooo hard. It wasn't until 6th grade that I finally figured that it was just to keep timing. Hmmm.
A childhood belief about work

others believed things like this
- I thought the only countries that drove on the left was UK and Hong Kong— Anonymous
- I used to believe that when you ate a tic-tac it tumbled down to your left big toe— tady wady
- I thought the lines in the sky left behind by airplanes were "sky scrapers". Makes sense.Anon
- I thought if I left the door open too long, a dog would come from the cupboard in the washroom and eat me
Anon - when i was little i thought every time i left the room my parents turned into aliensAnon
- The sea was there because I left a tap dripping all night.— wolfie