I would speak in gidderish, convinced that it was some foreign language I had never heard of
A childhood belief about foreign languages

others believed things like this
- I used to believe, that I am able to speak every foreign language only by learning "their" alphabet.— matej
- I heard my mum talking about foreign people, and I later asked, "have you ever been to Foreign?"— Kia
- I used to think that foreign people coughed and sneezed in a different language.— Even more stupid
- I used to believe that anyone speaking a foreign language translated it into english in their head— galen
- I had my wife convinced that Steven Hawking made his fortune as the original voice for the speak N spell toy.Anon
- I used to believe that translating from language into language was only a matter of changing letters ! :) — EwS