I used to believe that since guys peed while standing up, then they must poo while standing up too.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- My dad used to say that if you ate standing up, then all the food would go to your big toe.Anon
- I used to think it was possible for girls to pee standing up. I even tried.Anon
- That is was a "standing obation" not "ovation"— Robin
- i used to believe that guys pulled out their outie belly buttons and that's how they peed.— Sky
- I used to think that "No standing signs" meant that you weren't allowed to actually stand in the area!Anon
- I thought for the longest time that a No Standing traffic sign meant no person should stand near that sign.— Shannon