I used to think that blow-jobs happened when you got fired from a job
A childhood belief about work

others believed things like this
- I used to think that if you didn't blow your nose and just sniffed the snot up, you head would blow up.Anon
- I used to believe that Job in the Bible had something to do with Steve Jobs.Anon
- I thought that Job in the Bible was pronounced "Jawb" and that it had something to do with Steve Jobs.Anon
- I used to believe that when you were fired, you were shot.— Murray
- My daughter used to believe that when someone is fired from their job, it meant it literally.— Sally's mommy
- I thought "deployed" meant "fired".Anon