I used to think that little people in my penis had crayons and colored my pee yellow.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the people who "colored" The Simpsons ran out of skin-toned crayons.Anon
- i used to believe that everyone had different colored pee. mine just happened to be yellow.— rick
- I used to believe that crayons were candy and the colors were flavors. We went through a lot of crayonsAnon
- I used to think people with lots of freckles were playing with crayons and drew dots on their face.— WOW
- When I was younger, I used to think that people with different colored skin had different color poops.— Samuel
- I used to think that the wax statues at Madame Tussauds were made of recycled candles and crayons.Anon