when i was about 7 or 8 my dad had to get surgery on his left shoulder. a few weeks after that, we were driving on the highway and there was a sign that said "left shoulder ok," meaning it was ok to drive on the left shoulder of the road. but i thought the "highway people" (whoever they were) were personally talking to my dad and asking if his shoulder was ok!
A childhood belief about road signs

others believed things like this
- I used to call the shoulder of the road, the elbow.Anon
- At the age of about 5, I thought that any man carrying a bag/sack over his shoulder was a burglar.— Police officer, Ola.
- I used to think that the shoulder blades were actually "back breasts".— Kdees
- When we were younger my sister and I used to think that our shoulder blades were really sprouting wings.— Raven
- when the sign on the highway said do not pass and dad did i thought he would be in great dangerAnon
- I used to believe, driving in front of all the other cars on the highway, Knight Rider was leading the pack.— Michael Kolassa