As a Jehovahs Witness when I was a child, we were always told how wonderful things would be for us Witnesses after Armageddon! (cheerful way to bring up kids,huh?)We were told everyone spoke Hebbrew in this new world and I had a thousand years to learn it. I used to believe my parents would have to leave me behind as we hadn't even started to learn French at school so how could I be expected to learn Hebbrew too? Is it any wonder I no longer practice any religion???
A childhood belief about afterlife

others believed things like this
- My brother used to believe that when we went to school dogs went to dog school to learn to speak and read— Matt
- I once asked my mom when our cat would learn how to talk.— jenny zych
- I recently very disturbed to learn that Al Jolson was in fact Caucasian.Anon
- I used to believe that if you had an animal listen to classical music, it'd eventually learn how to talk.Anon
- i used to believe that u had to learn to whistle to become an adult...i still can't whistle— whistle
- When I was a child, I used to believe that teachers never leave school and slept in the chairs.— Majo