i thought that when you wet yourself and pooped your pants you would die
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I'm black, so as a child I used to assume that white people pooped peach the way I pooped brown.— Rick
- i used 2 think if u lied your pants would catch on fire cus of the sayin "lier lier pants on fire!"— nell
- I used to think it was true that only ugly girls poop and I thought I was an ugly girl because I poopedAnon
- when i was abotu 5 or 6 i thought that if i were to pull hard enough on my pants, i would float away— Aaron
- I believed that chickens pooped eggs (male and female)— WHAT-A-Doodle-WHO??
- I used to believe that if you weed your pants, an alarm would go off and everyone would know you did it.— Mr Ice Creamie