My mother, the good Catholic, thought that Jesus, being a string bean (supreme being) was really skinny.
A childhood belief about characters

others believed things like this
- I used to think God and Jesus were the same person. And I grew up Catholic.— Jackie Mullinix/st louis
- I used to believe 'three bean salad' was an extremely small entree because it contained only three beans.— queeneve
- I still belive that if you stick a bean up your nose for a cople of days it will sprout— Leah
- I used to believe that the "booger man" was a tall skinny guy that was covered in boogersAnon
- i used to belive that kidney beans were bean shaped things that grew in kidneys... untill yesterday — Jokey
- My Mother used to tell me only the good die young and I would live to be 100+ years old because I was bad.— William