When I was four my mom was pregnant with my little sister. Strangly, I kept mixing up the word "pregnant" and "retarded." Once when I went with my mom to the doctor's office for a prenatal checkup I met two ladies who asked me why I was there. I replied that it was because my mom was retarded.
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- I used to think that retarded was the same word as retired.Anon
- I used to believe that the people who take your blood at the doctor's office were vampires. — Andy
- i used to believe that only humans got pregnant by having sex. sheep just magically became pregnant.— Lucy
- I actually asked my mother if mixing girls' poop and boys' poop would cause an explosion.— kraine
- I used to belive that a man could get pregnant.— Ima Homo
- I used to believe that the only way you would get pregnant is if you prayed to God enough.— Chad