I used to think that apple juice was beer and I'd drink it all the time and pretend to be drunk.
A childhood belief about drinks

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that if you swallowed wine or beer in two sips then you would get drunk— Heather
- once i was drinking aot of orange juice and my sister said i would get drunk if i had too much— deanna
- i used to believe that root beer was made with root juice and beer— tm
- That you had to be a male to drink beer.— andrei gaspar
- as a young child i thought poo was brown from eating chocolate and pee was yellow from drinking apple juice!Anon
- I always thought there was a drinking age for coffee, because it was an adult drink like beer and wine.Anon