I used to think that the sand bags used to hold down motorway road-works signs down were plucked chickens ready for the workers dinner.
A childhood belief about road signs

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that "the motorway" was one big long road that went absolutely anywhere in the world!!!Anon
- I used to beleive that road signs grew out of the ground.— Tiana
- I used to see "End Road Work" signs, and thought they were a sort of protest.— Sebastian
- I used to believe that the sky had stop lights and road signs floating about for the airplanes.
— LoonaSM's - I used to believe that chickens reproduced A sexually and that roosters were just handicapped chickens. — Teena Strang
- I thought brown paper grocery bags would fit more than plastic grocery bags.Anon