once, when i was about 5, i wasn't feeling well and told my mum. she gave me a big hug and was about to go get the thermometer when i puked all over her shoes. I missed the next few days of school, and when my best friend asked me why i had been out i told her the whole scenario. she said that vomit is really poop and that if you have to poop and somebody hugs you just above the middle, it will come out your butt, but if they hugged you below the middle the contents of your intestines would come up and you would barf.this also led me to belive that if someone poked me right on my belly button that i would vomit and poop at the same time.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I actually asked my mother if mixing girls' poop and boys' poop would cause an explosion.— kraine
- my parents used to tell me if you ate raw carrots,you would vomit your intestines.— gerald finkleton
- My poop was always around the same color as my skin so I assumed white people's poop was white.— jaycee
- i used to think that your butt cheeks is where your poop was stored. Anon
- when I was little I used to think that white people had pink poop (i am brown so my poop is brown)— helena muteka
- i used to think there were little mini oompa loompas inside of me that pushed the poop out of my buttAnon