i used to spend loads of time in the garden of my grandparents house when i was little (5yrs old). When i had to go to the bathroom i would get very scared of their big old house because it seemed huge, especially if i was the only one in it. my grandparents would tell me that if i had to go pee or poo, that i should just run into the washroom and go quickly and run back out.i was always too scared but i didnt want to tell them. cleverly i found what i thought was an outdoor toilet. it was the window well to the neighbour's basement window. I would poo there all the time, thinking nobody would ever notice...but it was a window after all.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the moon lived on top of our house because I could always see it from the window.— Classic NYer
- I used to be convinced that there were bald-headed beige aliens outside my toilet window.— Phil
- When I was little I thought a widow was someone who stares at you through a windowAnon
- I thought the white circles you see when looking at a bright window were what atoms of air look like.— H.
- i used to be scared to use the bathroom becuase i believed something lived in the toilet.— robert allen freeman the fourth
- My mom used to tell us kids that if you put your arm out of the car window,that it would fall off.— Kathy G.