i used to believe that if u farted then a baby would come out, i tried to hold it in for ages......
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- That only men farted. I literally started sobbing the first time I realized I farted.Anon
- If you hold your breath and make a wish under a highway tunnel it will come true....I still hold my breath :)— aj
- i used to believe that if you farted out of your mouth, you'd die.— John Deere
- I used to think when you farted, bubbles came out.— Nick
- My dad would say "The snake's are barking" when he farted.— Big1
- i used to belive when i farted green gas came out my bum— daniel rowan