I used to believe that funerals were a place you went to buy fruit.
A childhood belief about people

others believed things like this
- My mom told me one day that she was going to a funeral. I thought it was a place to buy fruit.— Paulette
- My sister thought a fruit machine (the gaming device) could turn one item of fruit into another.— Richard Davies
- When I was 4, I thought that if I ate Fruit Gushers, my head would turn into a fruit. — Joe
- I used to believe if you ate a seed from a fruit, a tree of that fruit would grow inside you — kels
- I thought "Orange is the New Black" was about wearing orange to funerals.Anon
- I heard the song about Heaven being a place where nothing ever happened and thought, "What a boring place."Anon