I was told that God watches us all the time. So everytime I went to the bathroom, I folded my hands and said: “Dear God, I need to pee/poo. Could you please look away?”
And when I was done, I did the same, this time saying: “Dear God, I'm done. You can look again.”
A child's thoughts are filled with innocence, not stupidity, although some people seem to think this.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing
others believed things like this
- I believe that there is a monster in the air vent and watches me when I put on my clothes— Blablabla
- i used to believe that people's buttocks were plump because of the poo filled in it— Diesa
- I used to believe that the priest was God because everytime a child cried, he wouldn't be talking.Anon
- When i was a child i used to believe that i became invisible when i covered my hands with my eyes.
— Owen - I used to believe that as I ate food, I filled up, and that once I filled up completely, I would die. Anon
- I used to believe that everytime a balloon was released , it meant that a child had recently died.— Samantha