In sixth grade somehow the topic of babies came up. My teacher was saying something about how the father had to catch the baby when a boy named Ralph raised his hand.
"Yes?" Said the teacher.
"Why does the dad have to catch it?"
The teacher looked at him kind of puzzed for a moment, and before he could answer Ralph continued--
"Does it shoot out like a football or something?"
A childhood belief about giving birth
others believed things like this
- When I was in kindergarten, I used to believe that they locked the teacher's in the teacher's lounge at night.Anon
- My teacher held out a hand to say, "stop" but I thought she wanted a high-five.Anon
- A[n] nth grade teacher only had to finish the nth grade when he or she was in school.— MD Caruso
- im grade 2, my teacher said that she was 2000 years old and i belived her— ---pepsi---
- I used to think that if you were the teacher's pet, you would turn into a hamster.Anon
- I used to belive that my teacher was a alien unfortunately this was true mum and said. — peter