i used to think that ozzy osbourne was a hockey player, and i thought michael jackson was a basketball player.
A childhood belief about pop stars

others believed things like this
- I used to believe Michael Jackson, Ozzy Osbourne, and Marilyn Manson were women.— TRANSGENDER
- I always thought that Slash was the same guy as Ozzy Osbourne.Anon
- I always used to think that Ozzy Osbourne was a racing driver!
Anon - I really, truly thought that Michael Jackson and Janet Jackson were the same person. Anon
- I used to think that the Hunchback of Notre Dame was a football player.— Wendy
- I used to believe that a hat trick in football was achieved when a player scored a goal with their head!— Andy