I belived that when I took a crap, my turd(s) would turn into snakes and bite my booty.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I used to think that if you held a turd in for more than an hour it would give you bad breath— phil
- I used to think that everytime a chicken took a crap it laid an egg. I was so nieve.— Bob.
- When my grandma was little, her dad would tell her that the freckles on her face and arms were fly crap.Anon
- I used to believe that snakes don't have legs cause ants bit them of.— Lulzy
- When I was five, I used to believe that worms grow into snakes.— Mz Dimple
- I once thought that snakes had legs like a centipede.Anon