I used to believe that you had to sit in the splitz to ride a kayak!
A childhood belief about sport

others believed things like this
- The Beatles song "Ticket to Ride" always came out "She's got a tick in her eye."— Kurt
- my brother told me that if i ride my bike with my mouth open i will swallow my tounge. Anon
- I used to believe that the pirates on the pirates of the caribbean ride would come to life and eat me!— Captain Jack Sparrow