When I was little I used to believe that all old women were called Betty!!
A childhood belief about getting older

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that Marilyn Monroe and Betty Boop were the same person.— Madame Butterfly
- I believed that the breed of dog called Boxer was called that because they could stand up and box.Anon
- I used to think that women urinated out of their buttholesAnon
- I used to believe only women who had sex were allowed to smoke. Whatever sex was.— Robert
- when i was young i believed that gay men got married to gay women!— robster
- When I was little I used to think that women had two hearts - one inside each breast.— Rick