I used to believe that the handicapped signs in parking lots was someone on a toilet.
A childhood belief about road signs

others believed things like this
- When I saw signs stating "Lots for sale" I thought it meant that there was a lot for sale.— Robin
- Having seen enough red octagonal STOP signs in my time, I used to look out for green circular GO signs.— Gary
- I used to believe that chickens reproduced A sexually and that roosters were just handicapped chickens. — Teena Strang
- when i was little, i used to think that cars had faces and talked to eachother in the parking lot.— Whitney
- I used to think if you got a parking ticket, you spent the rest of your life in jail!— Dixie Chicks Fan
- When I was young I thought that a parking spot was a spot like a polka dot and not a space for a car.— Mina Tova