When I was little, I thought that since boys stood up to pee, they could stand up to poop.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I actually asked my mother if mixing girls' poop and boys' poop would cause an explosion.— kraine
- I used to think that adam and the ants' stand and deliver was 'stand in your liver'.....— wook
- i used to believe (because my dad told me so) that AM stood for "awful music" and FM stood for "fine music"— skydvgrl
- My poop was always around the same color as my skin so I assumed white people's poop was white.— jaycee
- when I was little I used to think that white people had pink poop (i am brown so my poop is brown)— helena muteka
- I never knew why boys had to lift up the toilet seat...until my friend told me that boys had bad aim.Anon