When I was young I thought that Jim Carrey and Mariah Carey were married because they had the same last name.
A childhood belief about pop stars

others believed things like this
- Jim Carrey was married to Mariah CareyAnon
- I thought Maria Carey's 1998 ballad was 'I'd give my arms' instead of 'I'd give my all'.— Briony Maggs
- When I was very young, I thought that God was married to Mother Nature, and that together they made weather.Anon
- when i was young i believed that gay men got married to gay women!— robster
- i used to believe nuns were married to jesus and priests were married to mary.— sunshine
- I thought all teachers in school were married to each otherAnon