I used to believe the pee of the cow was the milk. I didn't like milk.
A childhood belief about milk

others believed things like this
- I didn't believe that a cow's milk and the milk in the fridge were at all related!Anon
- that black women breastfed chocolate milk instead of white milkAnon
- I used to beleive that milk bottles were filled with milk, directly from the cow's udder.Anon
- When we were little my sister thought if you mixed cow’s milk and water you’d get goat’s milkAnon
- I used to believe I could milk dogs like the cows. This was because I saw a nurse milk his cow.— Laurent and Alexis, French students in eighth grade
- I used to believe chocolate milk came from brown cows and regular milk came from black and white cowsAnon