My sister use to belive the reason mom had two breasts - one to give milk, the other for juice.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- i used to beleive when you drank milk your breasts would get bigger so i used to look down at them afterwordsAnon
- When I first started to develop my breasts I thought it meant I was producing milk— trisha
- I used to beleive that out of one of a womans niples came milk and the other was Juicy Juice!— Debbie
- When we were little my sister thought if you mixed cow’s milk and water you’d get goat’s milkAnon
- Met a man who thought every woman could give milk, whenever, wherever.— Missed that bullet
- I used to belive that homo milk was from gay (homosexual) cows— Drunky Munky