I used to believe that the traffic signs that said "pedestrians" were warning of a dangerous spot where you might strain four foot.
A childhood belief about road signs

others believed things like this
- When I was young I thought that a parking spot was a spot like a polka dot and not a space for a car.— Mina Tova
- I used to believe "Pedestrians" was a political party like Democrats or Republicans.— August
- Having seen enough red octagonal STOP signs in my time, I used to look out for green circular GO signs.— Gary
- I used to belive that there was a god living in every traffic light, controlling the traffic!— Sukhi
- I used to belive that if i put my foot in my mouth, I would get foot-and-mouth illness— Emily Sathrota
- I used to believe that the "no outlet" sign on roads was a warning to people driving electric cars.— c