Once when i was younger (im talking 4 or 5) i saw a man smoking a cigar. my (psycho) brother told me it was actually a human finger and if i wasnt nice to the man, (who was his friends dad) the man would come and chop my finger off to smoke it(because smokings addictive and he would be wanting onother soon). i left the house with all my fingers on and told all my friends my narrow escape. once when i was at my friends house these ladies came to the door selling cigarettes.when i opened the door i nociced one of them was smoking and needless to say i screamed and slammed the door in their face
A childhood belief about smoking

others believed things like this
- A friend on mine thought that smoking menthal cigarettes would make his breath minty fresh.Anon
- I used to think that my dad was "smoking pot" when he would smoke his pipe while sitting on the toilet. Anon
- My sibs and I thought that the screen door was called the "scream door" so Mom could yell at us through it. — Kyle
- I used to think that you could get a tan if you turned the oven on, opened the door and stood in front of it.Anon
- When I was younger, I used to belive, that tile joints were a smoking drugs...— Anaëlle
- i used 2 believe when i left my closet door open at
night a skelleton would pop out and wave at me— bex