Quite a while ago there was an advert for R.Whites lemonade with a tune on it that had the lyrics 'I'm a secret lemonade drinker, R.Whites, R.Whites'
I thought it was 'I'm a secret liberty drinker'...makes no sense at all!
A childhood belief about adverts

others believed things like this
- I used to believe you could pour lemonade in a pan, put it in the oven and make lemonade cake.— wumpmugg
- When I was young,I thought the lyrics "Secret Agent man" were actually "Secret Asian Man".— M.M.B.
- I thought pink lemonade came from pink lemons.Anon
- i thought that our cats were secret spies for my parents and i would never do anything bad around them. Anon
- i really thought that "key" was a secret letter to the alphabet that only i knew.— amber
- I thought my aunt was Tina Turner actually, but she is keeping this as a secret...
— sel