When I was about 4 years old I was playing hide & seek with my mother. I was hiding in the bathroom closet & heard someone come in the bathroom. I peeked through the door & saw my father peeing.
I ran out of the bathroom screaming & crying to my mother that my father had pee pouring out of his thumb.
I was very worried that something was wrong with him & that he'd need to go to the hospital or something!
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- That blue cheese was made by scraping mould off bathroom walls. My mother actually told me that.— sandee
- When I heard "Don't Come Out Tonight(Bad Moon on the Rise), I thought they were saying Bathroom on the Right.— helen.sellers
- i used to believe that mother and father didn't sleeped— yacine.tah du 91
- at four, I thought my mother was female and me and my father were fee's Anon
- I used to believe that all my aunts were related to my mother and all my uncles were related to my father.— Mandy
- I used to believe teachers never had to go to the bathroomAnon