I never wore gloves. I always had fingerless mittens that are hard to build snow people with. I asked my mother why, and she said when I was little I loved the talking glove on the Hamburger Helper dinner commercials. She told me I was afraid I would kill the glove's family if I stuck my hand inside thier heads.
I don't really remember liking the dinners made by Hamburger Helper as a kid.
A childhood belief about adverts

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that weasels routinely nested in the glove compartments of cars.— Ven
- Used to wonder why a hamburger is called that if it doesn't have any ham...— Axecutioner
- I used to believe that a hamburger was called a "handburger" because you ate it using your hands. — ELEKTRA
- I once believed that if you touched hamburger meat, it would explode!— Dipaloe
- My mom was always talking about "making
ends meat" but I don't ever remember having it served at dinner!— John Stees - that if you stuck out your tongue at your mother, your hand would stick up out of the grave when you died.— Elaine. London