At an early age - 4 - I knew babies came from inside the mother. How they got out was a puzzle. I finally decided moms must have a zipper in their sides for this.
Some years later, I realized that was silly, and concluded there was only one logical place of exit...the butt.
Not until I was about 13 or so did I learn the truth in a school hygiene class. I still think zippers would be easier ;)
A childhood belief about giving birth
others believed things like this
- i used to think babies came out of the side of the moms thigh— jared mongolian
- My brother used to believe that when we went to school dogs went to dog school to learn to speak and read— Matt
- I used to think that babies came out of the butt— Claire
- I used to believe that to make babies, a man would pee into a woman's butt. There. I said it.— Hu Flung Pu
- i used to think there were little mini oompa loompas inside of me that pushed the poop out of my buttAnon
- That the belly button was the place where babies where born from.Anon