when I was little I thought that a baby could come out of any of the following: regular way, the butt or your eye. EYE??? I must have been a troubled child!
A childhood belief about giving birth

others believed things like this
- I used to belive I was the only person with a buttcrack because I ripped my butt open as a baby— FC
- When I was a child my mom told me that when it rained it was because the baby Jesus was crying.— Tatiana
- I used to believe that there were two kinds of "P": the regular one, and the elemeno P.
L-M-N-O-P.— Megan - I thought my neighbor breastfed her baby because they were too poor to afford baby bottles. Maybe they were!— Kristen
- on "highway to hell" i always thought it goes "baby see, baby do" instead of "hey satan, payin´ my dues"— Miss Understood
- When I was 5 I thought that baby boys came from men and baby girls came from women...— Gaz