I used to think that tornados were made when God farted.
A childhood belief about disasters

others believed things like this
- That only men farted. I literally started sobbing the first time I realized I farted.Anon
- I was always afraid of trailer parks because I though that is where tornados came from.— Evan
- I used to believe that tornados only happened in North America.Anon
- I thought tornados were monsters,and that they called out the national guard to destroy it.— Ben J.Grimm
- i used to believe that if you farted out of your mouth, you'd die.— John Deere
- I used to think when you farted, bubbles came out.— Nick