When my sister was born (I was 4) I believed that both my parents were breast feeding her. My mother gave milk and my father - tea.
A childhood belief about giving birth

others believed things like this
- When I was little I thought that black babies who were breast fed got chocoate instead of white milk.— Susan
- I believed for a long time that brown cows gave chocolate milk!— Evil Mom
- I used to believe that brown cows gave chocolate milk, and that white cows gave white milk.— James
- When we were little my sister thought if you mixed cow’s milk and water you’d get goat’s milkAnon
- My sister used to believe that mayonaise made your breast grow.— Honey
- I convinced my sister that chocolate milk was made out of Keebler cookie elves, she believed me for a month— Rainbow Steel