When the commercials for anything you had to call to order would play, the announcer would always say (very fast), "here's how to order,". I thought that it was Howto Order, a very famous guy who would give you the name, address, and phone number to whatever it was you were supposed to order.
A childhood belief about adverts

others believed things like this
- I used to believe the show Law and Order was a gardening show called Lawn and Order.— Adriana
- I thought in order to smoke a cigarret, you had to eat it!— Zoe
- I thought the airport was a place that you get chopped into pieces in order to go to outer space! lol!!!— I don't know why you get chopped...
- When I was a child I used to believe that people died in order of age.— Silvia Spinetti
- When I will little I used to believe that when you got married, you signed a contract to order a baby! LOL— Kriatina
- I used to believe that rocket ran on gasoline and that in order to save gas, we should end the space program.Anon