I used to believe that the closer it was to Sunday, the worse your sins were.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the sun shone brighter on a Sunday! Sunday in all languages is named after the Sun!!!— Vasu Moses
- i used to believe the sunset was better in California cause it was closer to the sun— hazel
- I always thought that everytime it got cold or snowed, the plant Neptune came closer to earth.— Andy T
- I used to think the lyrics to Elton John's Tiny Dancer were "hold me closer Tony Danza."— kstawitz
- My friend used to believe that the lyrics to Elton John's "Tiny Dancer" were:
"Hold me closer Tony Danza"— I'm with stupid - i thought in elton john's "tiny dancer'' the chorus was "hold me closer tony danza"— d.a.