When I was 4 my father used to be a gunner on the large B-52 airplanes. Living on base near the flight strip was loud to say the least. Everytime a B-52 flew overhead, I thought it was going to dump cheese on our house. I STILL have no clue where I got such an insane idea from.
A childhood belief about aeroplanes

others believed things like this
- My nephew, at around age three, used to say that airplanes trailing white exhaust were "airplanes on strings".— Mojo!
- At the time I thought the moon was made of cheese and with oceans of cheese— 123
- I thought strip malls were just that, stripper clubs.— Neo
- I used to believe that grilled cheese was called 'girl cheese,' and only girls could eat it.— Paige
- I usde to believe that 'camembert cheese' was actually 'common bear cheese'.— Dan
- I used to believe that a strip club meant that you took your own clothing off — Adam