Up until I was about 7 or 8 I got the terms "funeral home" and "nursing home" confused for some reason. Nobody found out for quite some time, but unfortunately my Girl Scout troop decided to go Christmas caroling for the elderly that winter. Excitedly I informed everyone in my neighborhood that I was going Christmas carolling at the funeral home!
A childhood belief about ice cream vans

others believed things like this
- I used to think that I nursing home was a place were mothers would take their new born babies to feed them— Katie
- I was told that for every christmas carol i sang before christmas time santa would give me one less present!— K
- When you saw a funeral go by, you had to grab a button on your shirt.Anon
- i used to believe that when i was in funeral the person in the casket was just asleep for a while— Edgar
- My mom told me one day that she was going to a funeral. I thought it was a place to buy fruit.— Paulette
- My great grandmother died when I was 9. I didn't go to the funeral because I thought she'd be a skeleton. — Angela