When I was little my mother told me that the chocolate sprinkles you put on ice-cream were ants.
A childhood belief about nasty food

others believed things like this
- when i was a kid my mother told me that when the ice cream man was playing his music he was out of ice cream— Lynnzea
- My mother told me that ice cream vans were ambulances for little children.— Buzz
- My parents told me that when the ice cream van was playing music, it means he's run out of ice cream :(Anon
- My dad told me that ice cream vans only play music when they have run out of ice cream. Anon
- Chocolate, they say, rots your teeth. I believed if you drank chocolate milk, your bones would be brown.— Dellio
- "Yooce cream, ice bean, we all scream for ice cream!"
This song was always stupid to me.— Shirley B.