I used to believe the Christ was born
on Christmas Day and crucified the
following Easter.
A childhood belief about characters

others believed things like this
- I believed that Jesus Christ was the son of the Christ family, i.e., Mary and Joseph Christ.— David Araújo
- How could Baby Jesus be born on Dec 25th, get tall, grow a beard and then die, all by Easter. Whew!— Joe
- I used to think it was against international law, religious principles, etc. To be born on Christmas Day. :PAnon
- I was told that for every christmas carol i sang before christmas time santa would give me one less present!— K
- I used to think that Christ the royal master leaned against the throne. rather than leads against the foe.Anon
- In a religious song, instead of “Jesus Christ” I heard “Cheese is Prize”— EJ