When I was a child i thought turtle wax, was to wax turtles.
A childhood belief about cars

others believed things like this
- Turtles can fly. I believed it for ages.
My turtle got lost or probably died and I was told it flew away.Anon - I always thought the connectors on the telephone lines were flying turtles.— Angie B
- I used to believe that pickles were hot dogs made from turtle meat.— Jerry Moe the Gimp
- A common misheard lyric in BMTH’s ‘Shadow Moses’ is “THIS IS SANDPIT TURTLE!”— Oli
- When my dad was little his older siblings convinced him that there were flocks of flying turtles.— Anonymous
- If someone broke into my house at night my ninja turtles would come to life to protect me.— blip