I used to believe that "burgers" were really called "boogers" and "boogers" were really called "burgers."
A childhood belief about nasty food

others believed things like this
- I used to think that burgulars used to kill people if they ate burgers — angel
- If you eat your boogers you'll get worms— Kit
- i used to think boogers were chewing gum. Gross, i know!— ediop
- I used to believe that the boogieman was a big mean guy covered in boogers.— Ethan
- When I was little I believed that boogers were parts of my brain that got used up.Anon
- I used to believe that if I ate my boogers, the Boogy Man would grow inside of me.— Brianne