in elementary school, i overheard a girl being scolded for smoking in the bathroom. "smoking in the bathroom" i thought. i later asked the girl what she ate for breakfast. rice crispies. i avoided them ever since.
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A childhood belief about smoking

others believed things like this
- my brother told me rice crispies were really fish eggs we gave to the goldfish. I never ate rice crispies.— johnboy
- I thought that smoking pot involved an actual pot from the kitchen.— Aeris
- I used to believe that Marijuana was a disease you got from smoking.— LMH
- A friend on mine thought that smoking menthal cigarettes would make his breath minty fresh.Anon
- I used to think that smoking was good since it was banned in elevators.— olikafibi
- I used to believed that smoking would make me a cowboy.— Alberto Batista