I used to believe that all police officers were named John Law. My grandmother told me this.
A childhood belief about police

others believed things like this
- I used to believe police officers can't get arrested.— Anonymous
- When I was a little kid. I thought that police officers were a gang of mean people who bullied others.— LOOL
- I believed that traffic lights had police officers inside them, turning the lights on and off...— CrowHeart
- As a child I used to think that Olivia Newton-John and Elton John were married.
Boy, I was way off.— Lisa - i used to think a small man named homer lived in my grandmother's freezer and made ice. — ana
- As a child, I thought that Olivia Newton-John was Elton John's wife and Juice Newton's sister.— Connie