I used to believe that there were different heavens for each nationality.
Chinese heaven was like one of those nightclubs or rollercoasters; you have to be 5ft or under to get in.
A childhood belief about afterlife

others believed things like this
- I thought God drove a car like ours - a Honda. The song DID say "fill the heavens with sweet Accords..."— Dummy
- I used to believe that if you touched Chinese people, they would break.— Christian
- i used to believe that euthanasia has something to do with young chinese people— CW
- I used to think the person who delivered Chinese food came all the way from China to do it.— Savana
- The Chinese language just had three words: ching, chang, and chong.— MD Caruso
- I used to think that only chinese fat guys can Sum wrestle and that it was illegal if he wasnt asian.— sumo