when i was little and not as smart as i am now, I was under the impression there were two types of birth. Those which you had through your stomach (near enough right on this one) and the other through slicing open the crook in your arm............i havent a clue how i dreamt up that one.
A childhood belief about giving birth

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that if I slept with my mouth open that spiders would crawl in there and live in my stomachAnon
- i used to believe that smart people were smart because they drank a lot of teaAnon
- I used to believe that people could fly during thunder and lightning, because I dreamt this once— Minimania
- I used to believe that mommies gave birth to girls and daddies gave birth to boys. — Jackie
- When i was little i thought that the mom's gave birth to the daughters and the dad's gave birth to the sons. Anon
- I used to believe that women gave birth to girls and Men gave birth to boys— Rob