I used to beleive before mummy and daddy "did it" they had to get "spunk cream" from the chemist.
A childhood belief about sex
others believed things like this
- I used to beleive that ice cream is made up of only ice and cream on top— Umme Hani
- For years I thought that spunk was a male period and that boys spunked once a month - Yeah right!— Stupid Child
- I used to think a female daddy-long-legs was called a "mummy-long-legs".Anon
- i used to beleive the ice cream man was a fish man - becuase i hated fish.— jordan
- "Yooce cream, ice bean, we all scream for ice cream!"
This song was always stupid to me.— Shirley B. - My parents told me that when the ice cream van was playing music, it means he's run out of ice cream :(Anon